Snaps for Today’s Youth
These ain’t your daddy’s snaps:
-Your mama is so fat, when she starts eating it takes forever for her to stop.
-Your mama is so stupid, when you say something to her, even if it’s pretty simple, she only understands, like, half of it.
-Your mama is so fat, when she jumps up in the air someone is bound to make a joke about how she blots out the sun, which she doesn’t, but it is an acceptable level of hyperbole considering how fat she is, which is super fat.
-Your mama is so poor, she’s about to get evicted and can’t afford the bus fare to the unemployment office.
-Your mama is so ugly, I hate looking at her, it almost makes me sick, if just looking at someone could do that.
-Your mama is so stupid, she never graduated from high school.