Where I Make The Word Blonde Be The Word Retard.
Q: How can you tell if a retard has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.
Q: What does a retard put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: What do you say to a retard that won’t give in?
A: “Have another beer.”
Q: How do you make a retard’s eyes twinkle?
A: Shine a flashlight in their ear.
Q: What does a screen door and a retard have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets.
Q: What does a retard and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.
Q: What do retards and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them.
Q: Why was the retard’s belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was retarded too.
Q: How do you get a retard out of a tree?
A: Wave
Q: What do peroxide retards and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:20 pm
okay these retard jokes are not even funny! well maybe the one about the belly button, but thats only because im a sex feen!! well i hope i see new ones, and could you make them a little dirty?? thanks so much
November 10th, 2006 at 2:05 pm
Feen??
November 16th, 2006 at 11:09 am
These jokes Sux
November 30th, 2006 at 6:16 pm
Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and passed a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says, “Oh, s**t, my boyfriend is buying me flowers again….for no reason.” The blonde looks quizzically at her and says, “What’s the big deal, don’t you like getting flowers?” The red head says, “Oh sure…..but he always has expectations after giving me flowers, and I just don’t feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air.”
The blonde says “Don’t you have a vase then?”
December 13th, 2007 at 5:08 pm
your all retards lol
March 12th, 2008 at 9:33 am
i lov retard jokes them dumb asses
March 12th, 2008 at 9:35 am
jbls is a cool name wierd though
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