I don’t think this is what the filmmakers intended, but when I see the previews for this summer’s hottest global-destruction disaster film, The Day After Tomorrow, and they ask the rhetorical question “Where will you be?” the only response I can reasonably offer is Well, based on this footage, I guess I will be dead.

I’m not trying to downplay the emotional gravity of yesterday’s verdict against Terry Nichols for the Oklahoma City bombing, but this morning, on NPR, when the father of a woman who was killed in the attack said that the loss was always felt hardest during the holidays, and by holidays he meant Memorial Day, I [...]

Okay, so when I last left you there was the faint breeze of an impending revolution against Big Brother–in this case, bearing the totally original moniker of “father”–led by none other than Empire of the Sun’s own Christian Bale who has somehow survived both World War II and III. There are plenty of super crazy [...]

klause you are awesome u are the best song writer ever lived and scorpions come back again with that facinating album to the hard rock arena and who can’t see that is blind the album contains a quality music and song writing and klause still have the touch and the voice of the artist and [...]

Last night, I started watching this movie that I knew was going to be bad but that is, in fact, badder than the baddest of my superbad dreams. This movie, God, I’m almost embarrassed to say it, is called Equilibrium and was released about two years ago. It has Christian Bale in it, who stunned [...]

I think it is high time that one of this country’s many cultural critics and/or media watchdogs finally calls out Asthon Kutcher, Johnny Knoxville, and all those fuckers who created Crank Yankers for not giving The Jerky Boys any credit.
These guys invented making strangers feel uncomfortable for absoultely no reason at all!!!

You may know that President Bush is going to address the nation tonight concerning his clear plan of action for the transfer of power in Iraq, but did you know that he will be addressing the nation with a cut on his lip, and scrapes on his nose, chin, and hand?
What, you ask, did [...]

Does anyone ever read their horoscope on Yahoo!?
Well, stop.
The only thing revealing about Yahoo! horoscopes is how profoundly incomprehensible they are. I’m familiar with the idea of a vague horoscope that allows as many readers as possible to interpret the message to their own liking, but Yahoo! goes the extra mile by actually including [...]

It has been suggested, and I’m inclined to agree, that I probably beat out people who have kids for this new job. And I would just like to personally tell those people’s kids that yeah, I’m the one who ruined Christmas this year.
What the fuck are you going to do about it, slim?

The news this morning was blowing my mind.
I swear.
First off: you may have thought, as I did, that the FDA was a collection of scientists, doctors, dieticians, and elected public officials whose job it was to insure the safety of Americans through regulatory measures governing what we put into our bodies. NO! It is a [...]