Now, time for the “Corporate Casual Daily News Roundup!”
First off, we have a tie for the Corporate Casual Daily News Roundup Headline of the Day, or the aptly acrosticised CCDNRHOTD.
Court Pours Cold Water on Porn Law
(taken from the Washington Post)
is neck-and-neck with
‘We Want to Fly!’ Cubans Chant
(taken from the Chicago Sun Times)
These are totally excellent [...]

On the way to work I pass a whirlyball stadium, which, if you don’t know what whirlyball is, it’s like basketball, except you’re in bumper cars, and instead of carrying a basketball you have those little handled scoop throwers and a whiffle ball, and it is played in a small industrial warehouse in an office [...]

Last night I watched this French movie called Irreversible and made the mistake of deciding that ice cream was just what I needed, right before the totally awesome “I guess I do do anal after all” rape scene that is the movie’s selling point.
The movie’s main conceit is that everything happens backwards, so that you [...]

There’s a new guy in my office, and I was like “what’s up new guy?” and he’s like “you’ve only been here, like, six weeks,” and I was like “what’s up newer guy? Now go clean the toilets, and you’re on fryer duty for the rest of the week.”

Do you think that during the whole patriotic, freedom fries, “La France C’est L’ennemi Number One” period that a bunch of Le Cars got vandalized?

Last night at dinner, somehow, democrat James Carville’s marriage to Mary Matalin, Republican lobbyist, came up, and while I will admit that it was definitely a strange choice of words on the part of my mother to describe this relationship as “a little incestuous,” which she later had to recant because it’s really not incestuous [...]

This was a pretty good weekend, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say that I conceived a child or killed anyone, because I didn’t. Conceiving a child and committing murder are totally necessary ingredients to an awesome weekend, because how can you know how super-cool life truly is until you have simultaneously created [...]

People are always coming up to me and saying “Hey CorpCas, you’re super cool, what’s your secret?”
Well, losers, let’s just put it this way: the best way to feel skinny is hanging out in a room of morbidly obese people.
Get it?
You suck.

Taking a cue from Spunk’d, I used my gmail invitations to invite myself to open more gmail accounts. But pretty quickly, the folly of this move was made abundantly clear. It’s like wishing for more wishes, except that with more wishes you could get all the hamburgers in the world on one giant plate, or [...]

Neilgene: Ouch. This “Fire” sauce burned my lip.
Worker #3116: Did it also burn your vagina?