I was all set to update my diary with a thoroughly amusing story about my cat, who spent most of the morning bombarding me with his socialist, anti-bourgeois rhetoric, when I was stopped at a left turn signal on my way to work and a man tried to get in my car.
It seems important to [...]

I’m sure I’m going out on a limb here, but personally, I think that 100 dollars is a bit much for the second season of La Femme Nikita.
Here come the angry emails from all you Nikitaheads.

A lot of people are like “I’m going to go to law school and get a job with a starting salary of $125,000 a year.” Others are like “I’m going to major in political science and work my way up through grass roots campaigning to enter public office in which I will wield power through [...]

It’s pretty well known that I have a favorite rap lyric of all time, because when I get drunk in a group of people I’m wont to exclaim “I have a favorite rap lyric, would you like to hear it,” and because the people I’m with are drunk, they usually don’t have the energy to [...]

Reviewer: Paul David Cooper (see more about me) from Hilo, hi United States
If you enjoyed saving pvt Ryan and Band of brothers you will enjoy these.
No overt blood shed or foul language,great stories,and morals.
WWll for the whole family. Great acting and guest stars. Vic Morrow (Sgt Saunders)with his thompson was the coolest cat on [...]

So Ti-1000 just got a job as a web designer for Comedy Central and he said “the hardest part is switching my browser to Chapelle Show clips when my boss walks by.”
I think this job is making him funnier.

Last night I was in such a bad mood that even the fact that it was “Chicken Pot-Pie Night” couldn’t cheer me up.
But today is already going better because I found a DVD at work called Stray Cat Rock: Sex Hunter about a group of Japanese schoolgirls who “get their kicks from gang fights, street [...]

The funniest part of Dodgeball: a true underdog story was when Spunk’d got date-raped by seven of the frat boys in the audience. Seriously, there was more Abercrombie and Fitch in that movie theater than in an Abercrombie and Fitch outlet store. They all really loved the gay jokes in the movie, because being a [...]

“‘People from all over the country join me in saying, “Thank you for what you are doing,”‘ the president told hundreds of camouflage-garbed soldiers gathered in a hanger. ‘There is no cave or hole deep enough to hide from American justice.’”
(taken from the New York Times)
What about the one Osama Bin-Laden is hiding in?
Badump-Cha!

This guy is talking to some ladies in the cubicle next to mine and he just said “in Amsterdam, they eat their French fries with mayonnaise,” and I’m like “the way that people in Europe eat French fries is still interesting and surprising to people in 2004?!!”
And now he just said “but she drinks everything [...]