Girls Only Like Guys Who Have Awesome Skills, Like Sucking Wes Anderson’s Dick All the Time!
Going to see Napoleon Dynamite is a lot like going to a taping of TRL, except that the girls are even dumber because they’re not trying to look good on TV. Jesus Christ, I was waiting for them to start serving graham crackers and apple juice halfway through. And why do college kids laugh at all of the least funny things on the planet? And why do college girls still say “eww” all the time in 2004? And here’s another thing: that movie was so easy. You could have gotten as many laughs by just showing people tripping and falling down in the street and stuff. And why was everyone in the movie high on cold medicine? If nothing else, though, I’m sure that Wes Anderson enjoyed having his cock gently and lovingly caressed for all 98 minutes or whatever the fuck.
The one good thing that came out of Napoleon Dynamite was when one of the characters in the movie said “Peace out!” and the two guys behind us had this conversation:
Guy 1: Peace what?
Guy 2: Peace out.
Guy 1: Oh.