Hungry Like Wolf
Oops!
There was one okay part of my weekend which was when we went to the karaoke bar and I was pretty much 100% trashed and I tried to fill out a request slip but I was too drunk to write neatly and I also didn’t want to use my real name and so the little piece of paper had very messy writing in pencil and said:
Jeremiah
Duran Druan
Hungry Like Wolf
49-02
But then, I thought the slip of paper was so funny that I didn’t want to turn it in, because I wanted to keep it, or send it in to Found magazine, and OKTiger and Neilgene kept being like, “You can’t send that in to Found magazine, you made it yourself,” and then they tried to wrestle the paper from my hand and turn it in so I would have to sing, but I am stronger than they are, but I am also stronger than the paper was, and so it got ripped in half, and so I said, “OKTiger and Neilgene, you have ruined my evening. But on the upside, this torn piece of paper will look even more authentic when I send it in to Found magazine.”
Later, I went to sleep.