VH1 v. RNC
For a few days I’ve been trying to decide if I like this band called The Killers, so I’d just like to thank VH1 this morning for showing a The Killers video and helping me make my decision.
I wish VH1 would stop reorganizing their programming to appeal to a younger audience. I kind of liked it when they were just the one-stop-shop for Phil Collins acoustical jams. Now I’m like “Who knows what the grab bag of VH1 will offer up today?! Will it be Josh Groban, or Modest Mouse? I’m so excited!”
Also, according to Rudolph W. Giuliani, in the middle of the Tragic Events of September 11th, he grabbed the lapel of Commissioner Gordon and said, “Thank God, George Bush is our president.” Regardless of his politics, what he should have said is, “Holy shit, I’m scared, and I want to live.” What an ass clown. Or…wait a second…could that be…are you lying Mr. Giuliani? You dumb wop?