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It’s A Very Special Feliz Navidad Greeting From Worker #3116!

Thursday, December 23, 2004

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Tuesday/Thursday/Sunday=Weight Training and Cardio, Monday/Friday=Karate Class

Rarely is a horoscope so apt, although I wouldn’t exactly call it “new”:
“Everyone has heard all they need to know about your new exercise routine.”

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I Smell GOOOOOD!

I saw an ad on TV this morning for BOD body spray, and it got me thinking about how I’ve seen this product for a long time now, and they’ve got to be selling it because they’re shelling out money for real ads on real television stations, which means that there are thousands, maybe hundreds [...]

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Morgan Freeman, Take Me Now!

Wednesday, December 22, 2004

When I got to work this morning, clutching my little Pharmacy Store bag of Cold Remedies (bag includes Fisherman Friend, Echinasha, honey, tea, and nose sprayz) in one hand, and pulling my collar tight with the other, I found that someone had put the MTV ULTIMATE MASHUPS PRESENTS JAY-Z VS. LINKIN PARK on my desk. [...]

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No Comment (Freestyle Remix)

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Eminem: Slim Shady World Uncut (2001)
This animated series gives rapper Eminem yet another outlet for his genius, this time as his alter ego, Slim Shady. His cartoon identity is even more fearless than he is, saying what he truly thinks and doing what he truly wants and setting the world ablaze. Watch him slap [...]

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Sick Day 2

I’m so sorry, babies.
Well, I’ve got bad news and I’ve got bad news. The bad news is that I’m sick, and I hate being sick, and if I hate something you better believe it’s only a matter of time before YOU hate something, if only for the fact of having to hear about it all [...]

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No Fun Day

Monday, December 20, 2004

I’m so sorry, babies.
Daddy’s sick.

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Welcome To My Diary, Now Get It Right

Friday, December 17, 2004

He keeps calling himself Coffee Clown now.

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What Matters

Well, the “cat” is out of the “bag” where here “cat” is “internet diary” and “bag” is “now Clown Coffee knows about my internet diary.” It is going to be very hard to write things about him but I have overcome greater obstacles including, but not limited to, disease.
But now for something about people who [...]

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Tangelo?

When someone in an office wants to ask you something, you can hear it coming a “mile” away. So when a woman’s going up and down the halls asking everyone if they want a tangelo, you can just barely wonder whether you have time to look up tangelo in the dictionary because what the fuck [...]

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