Venti Frappafuckyou
Someone at work has made a little money jar and put it next to the coffee maker, you know, like they think they’re somebody. What the f? The whole point of that coffee maker is so I can have free coffee. If I wanted to give you money for coffee I’d make you wear a Starbucks apron and make “steamer” noises with your mouth. What kind of asshole do you think I am? Well, I’m not that kind of asshole.
Clown Coffee took the money jar and threw it in the trash. But then he had to pull it back out because it had real money in it.