SUMMERSLANG 2005
Off the Lanyard:
Something is excellent. Yo, that party was totally off the lanyard!
Arts and Crafts:
A bogus waste of time. Shut up. I don’t need you spitting your arts and crafts in my ear.
Buddy-System:
To be dating. Me and her is on the buddy-system.
Panty Raid the Wrong Cabin:
An unsuccessful attempt to date someone, either because of rejection, or because the other party was of a different sexual orientation. He tried to hit on her, but he panty raided the wrong cabin, she’s got a boyfriend. Or He tried to hit on her, but he panty raided the wrong cabin, she’s a dyke.
Bug Juice:
Alcohol. Come over at 9. Bring some bug juice. Let’s get crunked up.
Free Swim:
To go crazy. I was talking to him yesterday and he seemed fine, but then this morning, I don’t know, maybe he’s upset about something, but he was going totally Free Swim.
Smores:
Delicious. This pasta primavera your moms made is totally smores.
Leeches:
Something unfortunate. I got leeches, bro. My moms died.
Capture the Flag:
To get laid. I captured the flag last night. Twice.

June 16th, 2005 at 6:10 pm
Worker, your summer slang is off the lanyard!
Seriously.
Smiles,
C. Coffee
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