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Archive for December, 2005

Thursday, December 29, 2005

Byeeee, 2005.

Party Like It’s April 29, 1992

There was a story on NPR last night about a brutal mob beating in Milwaukee. Basically, there was some party in the street and a guy honked to be let through and 30 people dragged him from his car and beat the shit out of him. It was reported that while the beating was taking [...]

Return to ToonWorld1982 Lake

Earlier today, I wrote a post about the recent discovery of a co-worker’s on-line romance-novel-in-progress. An anonymous commenter (my favorite fucking kind!) did some basic google research and then posted a link to the full novel in the comments section. Now, on the one hand, this was a gift, because it let me know that [...]

Lunchtimeless

Worker #3116: OK, let’s go.
Clown Coffee: Let’s do this.
Worker #3116: Time to make lunch history.

Brush With Death

What I like about getting my teeth cleaned:
Clean teeth.
What I don’t like about getting my teeth cleaned:
Talking about Santa Claus or hearing other people talking about Santa Claus.
When two idle dental hygienists were having a conversation about funny reactions that kids have to Santa Claus, how wonderful it is when kids believe in Santa Claus, [...]

Still Waiting: Flying Cars in 2006

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

It is time for my predictions for 2006.
I predict:

What I Got I Got to Give It to Anthony Kiedis’s Cousin

When I was younger I saw an MTV interview with Anthony Kiedis where he talked about how he loved taking risks, but that he was also a very sexual being*, and that if you asked him whether he’d rather jump out of an airplane or make out with his girlfriend on the couch he would [...]

You Are or Are Not Going to Die This Winter

Can someone explain the whole bird flu preparedness issue to me? What…what is there to prepare for? Either bird flu comes and kills a bunch of us, or it doesn’t come? I’m not really sure how stocking up on Constant Comment tea is going to change that. It’s not like you’re going to see brown-skinned [...]

Mystery Juice

SEAN Lennon is determined to kick off the New Year with a new girlfriend - and he’s asking PAGE SIX to help him find one. “Any girl who is interested must simply be born female and between the ages of 18 and 45,” John Lennon’s singer/songwriter son, 30, told us. “They must have an IQ [...]

Learning Is for Jews!

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

(cnn.com)
Is it just me, or is that little scholar wearing a yarmulke? And I have a follow-up:
Is it just me, or is that little Jew kind of young to be earning an advanced degree? And I have a follow-up:
What graduate program makes you come up in front of the class and write on a chalkboard?

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