You Are or Are Not Going to Die This Winter
Can someone explain the whole bird flu preparedness issue to me? What…what is there to prepare for? Either bird flu comes and kills a bunch of us, or it doesn’t come? I’m not really sure how stocking up on Constant Comment tea is going to change that. It’s not like you’re going to see brown-skinned bird flu on the subway carrying a suspicious looking package. Now, if the government was encouraging everyone to prepare for the psychological trauma of helplessly watching your loved ones die, and seeing huge regions of the world economically devastated by an uncontrollable disease, that’s something I can get behind. But they’re not saying that, are they? No. “Be prepared.”
Prepare this, government.
December 28th, 2005 at 1:29 pm
Da gubament done fucked this one up son, recognize. Don’t be droppin no science up in here.
December 29th, 2005 at 9:44 am
stock up on Theraflu and netflix
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