Despite what you may have heard, Jesus was not killed on a stone table by the White Witch as orcs and minotaurs looked on. So I don’t buy all this Aslan=Jesus bullshit.
Show me where there is Turkish Delight in the bible!
But I’ll tell you something else that makes me very angry: after Aslan comes back [...]

This was in my mailbox this morning:
“In Honor of [redacted company department name], a gift of love has been given in your name by [redacted co-worker's name].
May this gift of:
a sheep
bring you joy as it brings hope and nourishment to a family in need.”
I like the please leave a message for Worker #3116 after the [...]

I just got an email from Herb #3116 suggesting that we invite www.lasnightsparty.com to the New Year’s Eve party. You know what that means: Herb #3116 just gave www.lastnightsparty.com the “I’m Rick James!” touch of death.
Look out, Cobrasnake! You’re about to get on my stepdad’s radar!

Worker #3116 will be out of the office from Fri. 12/23 until Tue. 12/27. If you need immediate assistance, please contact Santa at figmentofyourimagination@makebelieve.com.

(news.yahoo.com)
Sometimes a picture is worth a thousand hyperlinks.

There is an article in today’s New York Times about an intensive work-out program, CrossFit, that has a lot of doctors worried over its high potential for killing you. Needless to say, I find this work-out very appealing, and I have already visited the website to learn more. Seriously, here are just a few quotations [...]

So I got to work today and what was sitting on my keyboard? A Christmas present from my boss? WOW!
A FIVE DOLLAR GIFT CARD TO STARBUCKS!
Look, I love my boss, okay, but what is this? Homeless people give each other better presents. Yesterday I saw a pair of running shoes in the garbage can [...]

Everyone is posting their Top 10 lists all over the internet. Well fuck that!
a) No one cares what you guys think.
b) 10? I don’t need 10, I need two. If you give me a top two, I will listen. More than that and BORING.
Here is Worker #3116’s Top 2 Lists of 2005
Top 2 Singles [...]

Worker #3116: I hate when you meet someone and you wish you could meet them, like, two years in the future, when they had their shit together. But it’s too late, you’ve already met them.
Clown Coffee: Or 18 years later.
Worker #3116: Gross.

Look, I’m no fashion saint. There are photos from my bar mitzvah party that feature me in pegged jeans, a paisley shirt, and patent-leather shoes WITH METAL TIPS. I’ve had blue and purple hair. Shit, I’ve had LONG hair. When I was a freshman in high school I thought it was really funny to wear [...]