(cnn.com)
If the baby was just bagged, or just dumped in the lake, fine. I’m sure there would be a perfectly good explanation. But bagged and dumped? You’re going to have to get up pretty early in the morning for me to buy that as a coincidence.

This year, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences is proud to introduce a new category: Best Video Game Adapted from a Movie. And the nominees are:
Munich
Shoot your way through 1970s Berlin in this vast moral quandry from the makers of Grand Theft Auto. “Trick out” your assassin and then lay waste to the [...]

On Saturday we went to a dance party and on Sunday I got a http://www.myspace.com message from a homosexual saying that he saw me there and that it looked like I was having a good time and did I have a good time? (translation: do you want my big business inside your butt and/or mouth?)
You know, [...]

Okay, first of all T-Pain, I gots to tell you that I love what you do with a vocoder. All your songs got that tight ass vocoder shit and you’re like “Oh shit, here’s another T-Pain joint!” It is tight. Okay, so, the beat drops and you’re standing in the driveway talking to your girlfriend who is about to go [...]

The past month’s James Frey scandal seemed to shock the nation, but not me. Why was I able to withstand the horror of being LIED IN MY FACE? Because this has happened before. With murder! 2002:

Does anyone know who came up with the “Calvin peeing” window decals that are so popular among the assholescenti?
You do realize that, right? Someone invented that. Do you think you can handle some more? Do you? Okay: they’re rich because of it.
I guess the larger question would be why/how did it become such a phenomenon. [...]

(USA Today)
Finally. Incontrovertible proof that when an “argument” “erupts” on the internet it is pointless, arbitrary, and no one knows about it.

I was reading USA Today at lunch and it featured an article about the sharp rise in faith-based travel packages. Basically, if you’re a fucking idiot, and you’ve had a bunch of shitty kids, there are more options than ever before for places you can go be with other jackoffs just like you! But then [...]

Clown Coffee pointed out yesterday that my attire (jeans, 2-year-old-going-on-30-year-old brown sneakers, and a hoodie with the hood up) was a very visible demonstration of my flagging interest in working/being here. When I first started I would, at least once a week, wear a tie, and on the other days I would wear a nice [...]