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Archive for February, 2006
A Heartbreaking Work of Staggeringly Mediocre ChatTuesday, February 28, 2006
I had a very mildly amusing g-chat this afternoon, which I thought I would post. After I formatted it, I realized it wasn’t even that funny, but it took so fucking long to format that I’m going to just put it up here anyway. So disappointing. Why on this day does my diary suck so [...] CORPORATE-CASUAL.COM’S LAMEST JOKE EVER AWARD!(New York Times)
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The Failed Game Shows of 2002“The Chair”
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Gone to My HeadIt’s funny when you discover certain thresholds that you didn’t even know you had. Like last night I spent 70 dollars on four hats and I thought to myself, “That is a good use of my hat budget.” Foxx in the SnowMcCullen relayed a story to me once that Slugger had told him about living in L.A. Slugger worked at a bar, and one night he was closing up and the manager sent him to clear out the V.I.P. room upstairs. So Slugger goes up there and when he opens the door the first thing he sees is a [...] Don’t Bogart the News, BroheimMonday, February 27, 2006
(news.yahoo.com) Kill Your InternetHow to create a completely uncompelling advertisement in just three “selling” points: I like how it just keeps getting less and less compelling until you wouldn’t visite the website if they gave you their lunch money. Question of the Week“What, haven’t you ever gotten into a TV show because you were too drunk to change the channel?” Clay GaykenJUST as Page Six predicted two weeks ago, some homophobic Clay Aiken fans have lodged a formal complaint with the Federal Trade Commission over the marketing and promotional practices of Aiken’s label. They charge false advertising and misrepresentation and conspiring to market and promote Aiken - the “American Idol” contender who allegedly had a tryst [...]
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Kitty PornAs anyone with any experience looking at pornography can tell you, sometimes you see something so mind blowingly hilarious (KABOO-LOL-OOOM!) that you can’t keep it to yourself. Like when Worker #3116 used to work at Convenience Store and entreprenurial magazine distributors would send us titles that we didn’t even carry, just to see if we’d change our mind, [...] |
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