The Nuge Says “FUCK URBANDICTIONARY.COM”
In light of this week’s earlier “momveralls” disappointment, I would like to use this completely ignored website to catalog another important neologism that I’m sure the shitbutts at urbandictionary would totally not even understand because their brains suck.
The word is “guitarms”. This is when you have guitars for arms. Admittedly, it’s not going to be used very often, at least until modern surgery catches up with the dreams of mankind. But every once in awhile no other word will do.


February 23rd, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Technically, it looks more like ‘Guitands’ to me. And, judging from the picture, it looks as if Ted’s screaming because he has two right guitands and no left.
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:38 pm
this guy is right on!
wesley, you should submit ‘guitands’ to urbandictionary!
February 23rd, 2006 at 2:39 pm
I just submitted guitloincloth.
February 23rd, 2006 at 3:24 pm
You guys are retarded. There’s no such thing as guitands.
February 24th, 2006 at 9:52 am
What is next? Guitarnamo Bay, Cuba? [Insert torture joke here.]
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