JAMES Bond fans - infuriated that suave Pierce Brosnan, 52, was dumped for beady-eyed blond Daniel Craig, 37 - won’t be won over by the photo at right of the new 007 showing off his hairless chest. Fans have created a Web site, craignotbond.com, asking how the tall, dark superspy can be played by an actor with the face of a boxer and a penchant for playing killers, cads and gigolos. They were even more upset when they learned that Craig can’t even drive the classic Bond car, an Aston Martin DB5, because he can’t handle a stick shift.
(New York Post)

NEW James Bond Daniel Craig has already failed to make the grade as a tough guy - after a villain knocked out two of his teeth in his FIRST fight scene.
(Sunday Mirror)

Reasons Hollywood should cast Worker #3116 in Casino Royale instead of Daniel Who?

1. Worker #3116 can drive stick shift. He loves it. Worker #3116 will drive the shit out of that Aston Martin DB5 and there will be no confusion that he knows what he is doing.
2. Worker #3116 has already had his two front teeth broken in an ice skating tragedy. He is not a pussy about this, and his fake teeth are so strong he can eat apples and everything. Also fight.
3. Worker #3116 has neither history nor penchant for playing killers, cads, or gigolos. Audiences will not be confused that he is a hero.
4. Worker #3116 does not have the face of a boxer. Yet (please see post: “Face Legal.”)
5. Worker #3116 is not beady eyed.
6. Worker #3116 owns his own tuxedo. It is gray with silver accents, but this is because we are dealing with the James Bond of the future, and in the future all clothes are silver. They are faster that way.
7. Picture Worker #3116 sitting at a roulette table: “Put a bunch of these chips on #12.” Picture the roulette ball landing on number 12: “It is as I expected.” Worker #3116 is very cool, and he is great at gambling.
8. The public is ready for a Jewish playboy. Have you seen Seth Cohen on FOX’s hit teen drama The O.C.? Worker #3116 is the Seth Cohen of the international espionage jet set. Or will be when you cast him as James Bond instead of Daniel Who? in Casino Royale.
9. Worker #3116 will do his own stunts as long as there are no knives involved. Worker #3116 hates knives. But if it did come down to a knife stunt, he would be willing to work on overcoming this fear for the sake of James Bond: Casino Royale. Daniel Who? has not displayed such willingness to overcome obstacles.
10. Worker #3116 can take a punch (please see post: “Face Legal.”)
11. When Worker #3116 was in summer camp he did very well at the shooting range. He believes his muscle memory from summer camp will serve him well in scenes that involve shooting. Same for swimming.
12. Unlike with Daniel Who?, there is no worker3116notbond.com website to cause bad publicity for the film.
13. Worker #3116 is availble for filming IMMEDIATELY.