Old Loder
You know that scene in Old Yeller where they shoot Old Yeller? Because he is too old and he has rabies or something? I don’t even know what Old Yeller is about, so don’t get mad about the details, I just know what his name is and that someone shoots him.
Kurt Loder is the new Old Yeller!
I was watching MTV2 this morning and eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich (BOOYAH!) and MTV2News came on and I was like “Oh, time to get a bare bones, month-late gossip piece about Nelly or something.” But it was even worse than that. Kurt Loder, who is standing up (gross, get behind a desk if you want to give news. Your body sucks), says ”Adam Sandler is going to be in a new movie about a wacky remote control that works on people!” Then they showed a preview for the movie:
After they showed the preview and a quick interview soundbite of Adam Sandler going “See, the remote control is wacky. Heartwarming.” Then they go back to Kurt Loder and he said “That’s the news for now, stay tuned…”
THAT IS NOT THE NEWS FOR NOW OR EVER, IT IS CALLED A MOVIE PREVIEW AND IT SUCKS BALLS.
If I had a shotgun I would do it myself, just take him out back. I don’t have a shotgun. Someone with a shotgun do it. It’s for his own good, he’s obviously in a lot of pain. And very old.
February 24th, 2006 at 9:49 am
I think I made that movie as a crappy student film project. Yes, yes, I did do that. God, it sucked!
February 24th, 2006 at 10:00 am
You can already picture the scene where he’s fast forwarding through something and the William Tell Overture plays in the background because this movie is for shitholes.
February 24th, 2006 at 11:19 am
Your article headline made me think of my favorite geriatric porn title:
OLD LOADS, Pt. 2
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