Target Marketing
Approach. I am scary druid baby. I would like to poop and help you refinance your home. Good rates. I don’t care about your credit. Do you have a sandwich baggie full of Cheerios? That will suffice for collateral. Do you want to blow some bubbles? I am so scary. Scary mortgage druid spa baby. Now take your mortgage and get out of my sight before I eat you. Leave your shiny things, what are those? Keys? I wish to play with them. Then I will cry for hours and get you out of escrow.
February 24th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
I saw this yesterday and was mildly confused. Why the hell is a double-taking baby selling me mortgage rates?
That’s a rhetorical question.
February 24th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
That’s such bullshit; everyone knows that talking flash animals conducting tuxedoed red-carpet interviews are the only creatures that have enough grasp on the market to help you properly refinance.
Unfortunately, no force on Heaven or Earth can help with this shit-tastic security code feature…
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