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Archive for March, 2006
EureekaFriday, March 31, 2006
There are scientists for everything. There are scientists to discover the giant squid and to cure AIDSVIRUS and to make pigs that are delicious for your mouth AND your heart. There are scientists to make an apartment on the moon and to make regular clothes into Hypercolor clothes and who test how strong hair is [...] Je FouWorker #3116: I already went to get coffee. You’re too late. You Heard It Here FirstSo I saw A History of Violence last night, because as you know, I am working harder than ever to keep YOU up to date on the HOTTEST movies BEFORE they hit the screen. Discovery Channel: Still Missing the Point of TVThursday, March 30, 2006
On “Cash Cab,” a Discovery Channel reality game show, people plop themselves into the back of a seemingly normal, yellow van taxi. But then lights on the ceiling begin flashing and the driver turns around to inform the passengers they’re on television. How Is Made It That You Feel Qualified to Discuss the Nuclear Energy When You Do Not Know the Shit?Grand-père #3116 likes to include me on the email forwards he sends to his friends. The latest includes this joke: Pussy DollsBREAKING: Pussycat Dolls Love Pussy On a purely imagistic level, [...] |
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