And the Oscar Goes To…

There are some new readers today maybe from my onlinediarysphere colleagues at Gawker and Defamer. WELCOME TO MY INTERNET DIARY. Click on the framed image at the top of the page for a fantastical journey of whimsy and wonder. JUST KIDDING, HOMOS. There is a post about Lindsay Lohan, though, who basically has AIDS. HAVE FUN.

March 6th, 2006 at 11:59 am
I haven’t seen Crash (but I’ve seen Andy Warhol’s Trash) and I don’t think I will. Cupcake didn’t like it. When it won last night, I said to him laconically, “Crash sucks.”
By the way, it was a pretty boring telecast, but respectable. I thought Stewart was sophisticated. I appreciated the lack of tackiness that a Billy Crystal brings with him.
March 6th, 2006 at 2:17 pm
hi-larious.
March 6th, 2006 at 3:37 pm
I’m really glad nash won.
I’m really glad rash won.
I’m really glad sash won.
March 6th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Oprah rigged it. She just really needed to be right about something this year.
March 6th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
hey, i know you.
this journal really is filled with whimsy and wonder and AIDS.
touche!
March 6th, 2006 at 10:06 pm
I’m glad you think this is funny but anonymously commenting on her livejournal is just ridiculous and immature… you don’t even know her, but I do! And she is one of the nicest sweetest most innocent person I know. She is interested in film and is about 21 years old and probably a lot smarter than you. So leave her alone and go jack off in a corner k thanx
March 6th, 2006 at 10:13 pm
I don’t know what you are talking about. I haven’t ever anonymously commented on livejournal because I am not 12.
But I will take your advice and CONTINUE to leave her alone, and also jack off in a corner.
March 7th, 2006 at 1:20 am
That commenter on Defamer was right. This site does suck.
March 7th, 2006 at 6:45 am
Yes, but that commenter is an asshole.
March 7th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Crash rocks.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:00 am
Dear “metroville” and “Gawker-commenter-wannabe” — envious much? Maybe if you were cleverer and more creative, Defamer and Gawker would link to your sites, which are. . . where? Oh, you don’t have them, or do, but are ashamed of how lame they are? Thought so.
Correct me if I’m wrong, we’d love to see them.
March 7th, 2006 at 9:21 am
You are wrong, we don’t need to see them.
March 7th, 2006 at 10:04 am
This here looks like what we used to call — in the ’90s — a “flame war.”
March 7th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
after all this time, CONTROVERSY!!! All you had to do to boost readership was trash undeserving oscar winners and anonymous little girl’s livejournals. I guess you’re famous now. or a honduran god.
April 17th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
Sorry I took over a year to respond to your randomly nasty comment to me, Clown Coffee (I say “random” because said comment appears to be in response to one that I did not make), but someone just found this page and sent me a link to it. Would you still “love to see” my site? (It’s http://metroville.blogspot.com/.) Otherwise, would you like a cookie? Perhaps a hug? Do you want to talk about your anger issues?
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