The Joe Rogan and Worker #3116 Flame War Revealed!
A couple weeks ago, the world was stunned when mega-celebrity Joe Rogan got into a flame war with a 20-year-old college student on myspace.com (LINK: Read about it here). Why would someone as talented and SUPERFAMOUS as Joe Rogan feel the need to write lengthy insults to a juvenile heckler? Why does Joe Rogan use myspace?
Well, internet, this is not the first time Joe Rogan has gotten into a flame war of this sort, although he has certainly gotten more wordy. With all of the media focus on this most recent flare-up, I finally feel ready to share my own story. SORRY, JOE ROGAN, I REFUSE TO REMAIN SILENT.
The Joe Rogan, Worker #3116 SMS Message Flame War:
September 03, 2003
01:04:38
555-234-1892
Joe Rgn, u suk and i hate u
wrk3116
September 03, 2003
01:05:17
555-186-8901
whtver, wht u don w/ ur life? i hv millions and fame!
jr
September 03, 2003
01:08:29
555-234-1892
so? u suk. fr factr sux you suk.
wrkr3116
September 03, 2003
01:08:59
555-186-8901
u r fat. ur face is fat. girl hate u. i hv millions in syndication!
jr
September 03, 2003
01:11:02
555-234-1892
hahahalolLOL joe rogan.
September 03, 2003
01:11:17
555-186-8901
whtvr. when i was ur age i killed w/ bar hands. ur loser. no one sleep u.
jr
September 03, 2003
02:10:42
555-234-1892
i am better than u, joe rogan! 
wrkr3116
September 03, 2003
02:11:01
555-186-8901
dont make me laff! lol HA HA. lol u sux. im sorry i m so famus it maks u mad.
jr
September 03, 2003
02:20:12
555-234-1892
if u r so cool u should have othr peple to sms with. u r not cool tho.
wrkr3116
September 03, 2003
02:12:36
555-186-8901
evry girl sleep me. no girl sleep u. i can steal girl all day. karate!
jr
September 03, 2003
02:29:50
555-234-1892
bye joe rogaine u r bald and NOT funny. no laughs.
wrkr3116
September 03, 2003
02:30:09
555-186-8901
i think u sux more, and u r fat
jr
September 03, 2003
04:12:31
555-186-8901
did u get my last msg? r u pussy? u would lose fr factr in 1 mint.
jr
September 03, 2003
15:35:52
555-186-8901
i knew u r fat pussy
jr
September 04, 2003
01:16:20
555-186-8901
hello?
jr
September 06, 2003
03:12:45
555-186-8901
this is joe rogan. is u there now?
jr
September 20, 2003
11:39:16
555-186-8901
joe rogan
March 21st, 2006 at 10:40 am
Clearly this guy can’t get enough of college boys.
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