Do You Believe You Are Retarded?

(cnn.com)

Because the Bush administration has neither captured nor killed Osama bin Laden, it follows that they have NOT done enough to do either of these things. Belief doesn’t really have a lot to do with it. When it comes to capturing and/or killing people, there are no vagaries. If you do it right, you’ll know. To the 16 percent who responded “yes” I would like to pose a few “Quick Poll” questions of my own:

-Do you believe it is possible to drink water at a constant rate so that you would have to pee constantly without stopping forever?

-Do you believe animated creatures and human beings will ever be able to live together peacefully?

-Do you believe gummy bears feel pain?

  • Haldan says:

    i love to imagine my gummy bears screaming in agony as i bite their heads off.

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