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Archive for May, 2006

X-Men: The Dumbest Stand

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

When we last left our heroes…
Q: Did you ever envy one another’s superpowers?
HALLE BERRY: I envied that I never really got to do my powers until the third movie. Fly and do electricity and spin and make a tornado like I got to do now. I envied that I never got to do what I [...]

Remember Harbor Boulevard

There’s a new temp at work who spends most of his time on the phone to his girlfriend. He is sticking in Clown Coffee’s craw because every time he calls someone or gets a call he answers “Hey, what’s up?” in this flat, mono-dude-tone. But that’s not what bothers me. The thing that gets me is that he says “coo” [...]

Something Is Wrong with Me

When the Job Hunt Becomes the Job Hunted

(cnn.com)
10. On your resume, you listed one of your qualifications as being a 7th-level Elfin Sorcerer.
9. In the interview process you make reference to your high level of “bangability.”
8. When asked to list your strengths and weaknesses, even your mom had trouble with the strengths section. Even your MOM. Really the only strength she was confidant [...]

The Future Is Looking (Like I Just Threw) Up (a Little)!

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

(slate.com)
Gross, slate. Gross.
And it’s more than a little depressing when you find out that a bunch of silvercrotched geriatrics are getting way more trim than you.

Gay X-Men Are Gay

There has been a lot of talk in the critical press about the homosexual metaphors in the new X-Men movie. Now that I have seen it, I can definitely say that when the gays get telekinetic powers capable of disintegrating people’s bodies while flying and/or have retractable pufferfish faces of steel Hellraiser spikes I will definitely have to rethink [...]

How I Spent My Weekend Vacation

The thing about long weekends is that you like totally want to use the time to have the most fun and maybe even get some work done on those little projects and tasks that you’ve had festering at the bottom of your to-do list for months and months. But then it ends up being the [...]

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Remember the Fallen

Friday, May 26, 2006

In life, there is no up-down-up-down-right-left-a-b-select.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

What Started Out as a Joke Got Completely Carried Away

FORGIVE me, Firecrotch! Foot-in-mouth rich kid Brandon Davis says he’s sorry for his vulgar Lindsay Lohan-bashing tirade in which he joked about her private parts as Paris Hilton laughed her head off. “My behavior on May 16 was inexcusable,” Davis says in a statement that sounds like he had some help in writing. “What started [...]

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