AWESOME NEW JOKE FROM 1982
Girls,
I’ve been working on a really great vagina joke for children and I need your help with the punchline.
Okay, here’s the set-up:
What’s the difference between a woman and a fish?
Here are the three punch-lines, help me pick the best one:
A fish doesn’t get all Our Bodies, Ourselves on you when you make fun of it for smelling like fish.
A fish doesn’t have its period when you make fun of it for smelling like fish.
Nothing, if you don’t call the fish ever again after you fuck it.
What do you think? Awesome, right?!
June 16th, 2006 at 10:29 am
a fish doesn’t believe cutting is a beautiful means of self-expression.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:47 am
boffo. aces. killer. tits.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:48 am
HEY-OH!
June 16th, 2006 at 10:49 am
This joke is gonna go gangbusters.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:00 am
I don’t get the fish-girl connection. Who smells like fish? That’s gross.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:02 am
You are so gay. Just FYI.
June 17th, 2006 at 3:35 pm
A fish never says, ” Orange you glad I don’t smell like bananas?”
Have you heard the one about bush going to hell and having to take Monica Lewinsky’s place smoking Clinton’s sausage for eternity? Not really as funny as perhaps fitting but just thought I’d ax.
June 23rd, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Well, round here they banned women from swiming in the sea and now the fish smell fine. It’s been such a success that we’re thinking of stopping the priests from getting in it to perform baptisms also to see if we can cut down on the salt a bit.
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