Funny Unh-Unh
So, I’m getting ready, as I mentioned earlier today, for my stand-up comedy debut. Please help me pick out some joke topics. I’ve already got “relationships,” “airplane food,” and “9/11″.
Other possible topics for hilarity:
“Funny things that pets do”
“Trying to program a VCR! Oy-vey!”
“In-laws”
“Git er done!”
“How black people are different from white people”
“The life and times of Julius Wilhelm Richard Dedekind and his work on abstract algebra and the ‘foundation of the real numbers.’”
June 27th, 2006 at 4:45 pm
“Jews: Why?”
June 27th, 2006 at 5:04 pm
Dane Cook does a thing where he calls a sandwich a sangwich. I dare you not to laugh at that.
June 27th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
wives burning dinners
“My boss is so stupid…”
“fake” news stories
June 27th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
In descending order of hilarity,
1. Man gets hit in nuts
2. Teen gets hit in nuts
3. Young child gets hit in nuts
4. Fetus gets hit in gonads
June 27th, 2006 at 5:22 pm
Wait, you can’t use any of that in a stand-up routine. I’ll go with,
“Here’s your sign.”
June 27th, 2006 at 10:01 pm
hitting on lady at a bar, turns out to be a GUY!!!!!!!!!!!
family reunion, i.e: “why aren’t you married yet?”
congratulating a fat lady on her PREGNANCY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i got a million of these.
June 28th, 2006 at 9:03 am
Monica Lewinsky is a whore!
Lorraina Bobitt is crazy!
Hillary Clinton is a tough broad!
…And don’t even get me started on that Tanya Harding!
“My vibrator has two modes: on and ON!!”
June 28th, 2006 at 9:46 am
Those damned politicians in Washington!
June 28th, 2006 at 3:06 pm
whats the deal with…
helicopter food
helicopter lavatories
helicopter pilots
helicopter peanuts
helicopter stewardesses
long lines at heli-pads
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