I Am Like Kryptonite to the Ladies
This weekend’s opening of Superman Begins reminds me of the time when I was five and dressed up in my Superman pyjamas with cowboy boots and a floppy felt hat and proposed marriage to my lover, Katie, while holding a boquet of weeds I had picked from the yard of my housing complex.
My love for Katie could not last. It was a flame that burned too brightly. But if I ever decide to tie the knot again, ladies, you can expect similar treatment.
June 27th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
Something like that happened to me. Only I was Batman. It was at school. And I’m not sure if I ever really knew her name.
And yeah. Not much has changed.
June 29th, 2006 at 9:07 am
It’s Superman Returns. And Batman Begins.
June 29th, 2006 at 9:20 am
I’m pretty sure it’s Superman Begins.
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