Scrubs
I went out for coffee this afternoon and they had one of those trivia questions where you get 10 cents off your order if you can answer the question. Here was today’s question, word for word:
What film did Zach Braff write, star in, and direct?
hint: it also starred Natalie Portman
wink wink: it takes place in New Jersey
FUCK YOU AND YOUR 10 CENTS. I’m quite sure that it’s going to cost quite a bit more for me to allow you to insult my intelligence like that. Incidentally, the server did not look even a little bit amused when I suggested Dogville and then he just got kind of bored when I corrected myself with an, “Wait, wait, was it Irreversible?”
Hopefully tomorrow the servers will be fixed and my online diary will stop sucking for technical reasons, and will return to its normal editorial suckitude.

July 18th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
i know the answer!
i also know that i turned off that piece of shit movie 20 minutes into it.
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