Next Week, Peter Applebome Discusses the Difficulties of Eating Soup with a Fork
I don’t have the $50 for a Times Select account, so I’m just going to have to wing it on this one and come up with my own hypothesis. “One of the major challenges of selling chili when it’s 95 outside is that it’s 95 outside.”
Here are some other editorial subjects I would like the Times to tackle:
Does peer pressure have anything to do with teenage smoking?
How much does a can of soda cost?
If you wear clothing made in China is that the same thing as going to China?
Who invented dreams?
July 19th, 2006 at 3:24 pm
If I’m not mistaken, teenage smokers invented dreaming.
July 24th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
Move over, Maureen Dowd. There’s a new kid on the beat.
And he’s funnier than you.
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