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“Oh snap, nizine-to-tha-one-to-tha-muthafu-beep-in-wizon was wack! I remember that sh-beep-t, I was all like, OH SH-beep-T. Play “Why You Wanna” by T.I. That sh-beep-t is off the chi-zaine, dawg.”
–Par’nell, 16, New Jersey
“Hi, I just want to say that Osama bin Laden really sucks totally for what he did to us, and he is basically like the Hitler of my generation, or whatever, and please play “Dani California” by the Red Hot Chili Peppers. I also want to give a shout out to my girls Lindsay and Angelique, hot sluts rule!”
–Brianna, 13, Florida
“Nicholas Cage is fine. Ludacris is fine. Nelly is fine. T.I. is fine. Omarion is fine. Ne-Yo is fine. Usher his fine. Bow Wow is fine. Hova is fine. Kanye is fine. Mike Jones is fine. 50 is fine. The Game is fine. Fabolous is fine. Lupe Fiasco is fine.”
–CHARNIC3, 17, California
“It seems ridiculous to me that Hollywood would have the gall to capitalize on a horrific tragedy that has shocked many Americans to the core a mere handful of years after the fact. It’s the most sincere form of crass capitalism that we’ve witnessed in some time, and I’m not only offended as a fellow American still reeling from the pscyhological shock of the very real event, but as a human being, stripped raw by the blatant indecency of my fellow creatures. Please play “Deja Vu” by Beyonce featuring Jay-Z. That’s my nigga.”
–Noam, 77, New York
August 10th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
Are you people all retarded? Seriously. Are you retarded? People were murdered and all you can come up with is listen to a stupid song and blah, blah, blah is my nigga??? You should be ashamed of yourself. Please, go get a brain.
August 11th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
^–that was the best comment ever
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