JK Rowling and the Goblet of Alcohol
LONDON - British author J.K. Rowling says she won an argument with airport security officials in New York to carry the manuscript of the final ” Harry Potter” book as carryon baggage.
(news.yahoo.com)
JK Rowling: You MUST let me on this plane.
Airport Security: Okay.
JK Rowling: Do you know what this is?
Airport Security: A bunch of paper.
JK Rowling: DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
Airport Security: Look, it’s okay, just–
JK Rowling: This is ridiculosum!
Airport Security: This is what?
JK Rowling: DO I LOOK LIKE A TERRORIST?
Airport Security: But I already said that it’s not a prob–
JK Rowling: UNHAND ME!
Airport Security: I’m not even–
JK Rowling: Avada Kedavra!
Airport Security: You’re a bitch.
JK Rowling: Accio booze!
September 20th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
bahahahahahahhahahahaha…
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