Cute Friday
Worker #3116: This guy I knew back in [redacted] actually had a pretty good idea for a business. Like, you know how everyone loves puppies? It’s called Perpetual Puppy, and basically the company would deliver a puppy to your house, and then when it got too old would come back and replace it with a new puppy. Also: Constant Kitten.
Bobro: That is a good idea, but what do you do with the puppies that get sent back.
Worker #3116: Shoot them. Shoot them in the head.
Bobro: …
Worker #3116: The day they stop being a puppy.
Bobro: It seems like a really wasteful company.
Worker #3116: …
Bobro: But a great service!
Worker #3116: Oh sure, criticize us while you enjoy what we provide.
Bobro: No, it just seems wasteful. All those dogs.
Worker #3116: No, we bury them. We shoot them and then we bury them. They return to the Earth.
Bobro: …
Worker #3116: They become dirt. Dirt and bullet.
September 29th, 2006 at 10:47 am
another good business is to just rent a puppy for a day, so you can walk around outside with it and women will talk to you.
September 29th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
As an advertising professional, I would strongly suggest you change it to “Konstant Kitten.”
September 29th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
http://www.thepuppychannel.com/
September 29th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
why not just sell the dogs to korea when they aren’t cute anymore.
October 2nd, 2006 at 12:06 pm
If it works, maybe they could do the same thing with kids. You know, when they turn 11 swap them for a 4 year old.
October 2nd, 2006 at 3:14 pm
I totally had this idea first. Only I was going to send ‘em back to the SPCA once their cuteness waned. Sure they might be put down after that, but in my mind they’d all be living it up on the old dog and cat retirement farm.
October 6th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
You’d never get your patent. Menudo invented this process years ago!
November 14th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
My officemate has eaten dog before. He say’s it’s not as bad as you would think, once you get past the fact that it’s a dog.
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