Hate This Fridays!
Fucking raspberry vinaigrette! Hate it. I won’t eat it, and I will not date people who do. It’s clown food. If a clown made you a salad he’d put raspberry vinaigrette on it. And gummy worms.
The worst part about raspberry vinaigrette is that it’s for mediocre people who want to add “a touch of class” to their lifestyle. Sure, they wear Reeboks to work and change into their “nice” shoes from DSW after they’ve had enough “wake up juice” (which is shithead for “coffee”), but they also have an appreciation for fahne cuisine. Seriously, can you assholes just drink your Diet Coke and smoke your lite cigarettes and shut the fuck up. What, ranch isn’t good enough for you all of a sudden? It was good enough for that boyfriend who used to hit you. You think you’re better than him now? Well let’s see what he thinks of that!…when he gets out of prison.
I’d rather you just pissed on my salad. Serious.
September 29th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
And don’t even get me started on honey dijon.
September 29th, 2006 at 2:26 pm
wait a minute, are you just rehashing the Haters group?
Also, I totally pissed in your salad dressing.
September 29th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
I was going to offer to piss on your salad but I guess Andrew has that covered.
September 29th, 2006 at 3:17 pm
Can I poop on your pizza?
September 29th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
I was originally going to suggest a low sodium piss dressing, but when you think about it if you’re going to have piss dressing you need the salt to mask the taste of… the piss.
(what?)
September 29th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
I love reading your rants because I am pretty sure I embody everything you hate.
September 29th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I LOVE rasberry vinaigrette.
September 29th, 2006 at 10:00 pm
The font color in your headline + this post make me think that there are some issues yet to be resolved between you and the rasberry vin. I can imagine upcoming changes, a site re-design or a special page for all things hated with rasberry. Or what everyone else (you perverts) is imagning: you basking in a tub of rasberry vinaigrette with a side of shame.
September 30th, 2006 at 9:57 am
what about organic rasberry vinaigrette? Do the hippies get a free ticket here or what?
October 1st, 2006 at 7:45 pm
i hate papaya…. it needs to be renamed ass fruit.
seriously, eat some papaya then smell your hands,
it’s like you just got done with a dirty sanchez.
October 1st, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Wait, what have you got against clown food? Dick.
October 6th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Get the hell out of my f*ckin refrigerator you f*ckin virus! I like raspberry vinaigrettes, but you sound like millions of other asswads here who feel the need to live in a society comprised mostly of likeminded, psuedo intellectual, Laurie Anderson fans like yourself. If you were a real refrigeratorian you would just tell the raspberry vinaigrette to keep its delicious taste to itself and save yourself the crippling pain of lying prostrate in front of your inability to confront raspberry vinaigrettes on its own terms. And fuck “O Superman (For Massenet)”.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:21 pm
holy god. i just bought a papaya today and went online to see how to cut it up, then i did… ate a bite.. ::pause:: licked it a little…::pause:: gave some to my girlfriend… then she spit it out and said, “this taste like ass…” so i barried that damn papaya… waited 5 minutes , ate some good fruit, then came back on line and typed in ‘why would you want to eat papaya’, then tried ‘ i hate papaya’ and i agree with you… papaya should be called ass fruit….
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