Archive for October, 2006

Merry Halloween

Tuesday, October 31, 2006

I finally picked a costume:
http://www.corporate-casual.com/sound/christmas.mp3
Look! I’m stereogum and brooklyn vegan from last year!

Hallowplease

People who know Worker #3116 know that he is usually very into Halloween. He usually gets his costume shortlist done by February, with a final decision by June, and is ready to go by September. Then it’s just a waiting game. But this year he is just NOT into it. He doesn’t have a costume. [...]

Have a Spook(y) Day


An Open Letter to the Lil Bow Wow of Roll Bounce

Monday, October 30, 2006

Dear Lil Bow Wow of Roll Bounce,
You can now add ‘acting’ and ‘roller-skating’ to the list of things you can’t do. You know, the list that has ‘rap’ and ‘grow a moustache’ on it.
Yours,
Big Worker #3116

An Open Letter to the Director of Roll Bounce

Dear Director of Roll Bounce,
If you were trying to woo me on MTV’s NeXt, you would get 42 dollars because that is how many minutes I watched of your movie before I kicked it to the curb.
Unh-unh,
Worker #3116

An Open Letter to the Screenwriter of Roll Bounce

Dear Screenwriter of Roll Bounce,
They did not say “Oh, snap!” in 1978.
Oh, snap!
Worker #3116

Hate This Fridays!

Friday, October 27, 2006

Animalistic behavior. Ew.
You know when you’re at some party or something and two girls are joking around in the kitchen and then maybe one of them smears some cake on the other one’s face or something and you’re like Okay, maybe this is going to start being a sex party, and then the other girl [...]

Flatbed and Breakfast

This morning I saw a pick up truck parked on the street, the color of which can only be described as LILAC. This is my favorite truck because it says “I can haul, but I also have an appreciation for potpourri.”
Who buys this truck? It’s not manly, and it’s not butch dykey (which is [...]

Cute Thursday

Thursday, October 26, 2006

(news.yahoo.com)
This is a child trapped in a game machine. Unfortunately, he was rescued, and is safe with his family.

As the Snow Flies on a Cold and Gray Chicago Mornin

Wednesday, October 25, 2006

corporate-casual.com is a big fan of post 98 Degrees, nu-Timberlake. We like having our body rocked, we like senoritas, and we like to make people cry rivers. We also like sexy backs. Who doesn’t? So I was all ready to welcome the new album into my home. But Mr. Timberlake, can you please answer for [...]

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