Hate This Fridays!
Animalistic behavior. Ew.
You know when you’re at some party or something and two girls are joking around in the kitchen and then maybe one of them smears some cake on the other one’s face or something and you’re like Okay, maybe this is going to start being a sex party, and then the other girl gets kind of mad because the cake got onto her new BCBG top (I don’t know) and then she, like, whatever, throws her drink in the other girl’s face, and now they’re not two girls anymore but two wretched beasts, flopping in the mud? You know that. I hate that.
We have hair gel and socks and fingernail clippers for a reason. We have straight-backed chairs and clothes with buttons and incandescent lighting for a reason. That reason is called calm the fuck down and act like a human being. Nothing ruins an evening worse than when it suddenly gets all “I’m-Fighting-to-the-Death-for-My-Sovereign-Right-to-Exist-as-a-Physical-Entity”.
This is especially about girls. I’m not sure if it’s because of (non Hilary Swank) boxing, or Ultimate Fighting Champion, or my extensive MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING, but I’m not as disgusted by dudes doing this shit, at least not any more disgusted than just my constant base-level disgust, which is Code Black. But seriously, girls, fucking put on some make up, stand up straight, and be a fucking lady. It’s wonderful that you’re allowed into the workplace and to MURDER INNOCENT CHILDREN IN YOUR BODIES and everything, but that doesn’t give you the right to be a monster. You hear me, Jocelyn Wildenstein?
October 27th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Was a girl mean to you last night Worker? Do you need a kiss?
October 27th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
jello wrestling, it should be noted, is on a completely different plane.
October 27th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
I don’t like it when people talk in movie theaters.
Mostly if they’re black though.
October 29th, 2006 at 6:30 am
Your a sick fucking puppy and I want to cash your paycheck every Thursday and give you an allowence. I guess that going away party for Jessica C. did not go that well.
October 30th, 2006 at 9:33 am
Stop posting your letters to Penthouse Forum.
November 5th, 2006 at 2:18 pm
this one feels extra personal. maybe i don’t hang with a tuff enuff crowd, but i’m not sure i’ve every actually witnessed behavior like this, first hand.
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