An Open Letter to the Lil Bow Wow of Roll Bounce
Dear Lil Bow Wow of Roll Bounce,
You can now add ‘acting’ and ‘roller-skating’ to the list of things you can’t do. You know, the list that has ‘rap’ and ‘grow a moustache’ on it.
Yours,
Big Worker #3116
October 30th, 2006 at 4:35 pm
So . . . did you like this movie? Because I can’t tell.
October 30th, 2006 at 4:39 pm
Can’t we add “Avoid being ass-raped by chauffeur” to that list, too, or wat that a different “Li’l” Douchebag?
October 30th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
I have to say, I’m a little concerned about the amount of time you have evidently spent today thinking about this movie. It far surpasses those 42 minutes.
November 3rd, 2006 at 2:15 pm
I would be surprised if you watched Smallville, and hopefully you don’t, because you missed your new favorite actor/roller-skater/rapper/moustache-grower. Approximately one-fifth of the episode was occupied by Lil Bow Wow playing basketball shirtless with a mean face, and some stupid rap song in the background, the rest of the episode showcasing Lil Bow Wow inhabited by an alien being who spoke Ebonics. I guess the WB has to black itself up now that it’s joined with UPN.
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