Hallowplease
People who know Worker #3116 know that he is usually very into Halloween. He usually gets his costume shortlist done by February, with a final decision by June, and is ready to go by September. Then it’s just a waiting game. But this year he is just NOT into it. He doesn’t have a costume. He doesn’t have any Halloween plans. He doesn’t WANT any Halloween plans. He doesn’t want to see anyone dressed up in their dumb Borat costume. He wants everyone to just dress like adults and shut up.
But as usual, WORKER #3116 NEVER GETS WHAT HE WANTS.
If I was into Halloween this year, I would have been one of these three things:
1. Sexy Steve Zisou
2. Sexy Austin Powers
3. Sexy Ghost
October 31st, 2006 at 11:42 am
my 2ndary halloween costume this year comprises of an oxford, some briefs, some sunglasses, and some white face makeup: the ghost of tom cruise in risky business after he gets syphillis from that prostitute.
BOO!
November 1st, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Sexy Steve Zissou would be hard to top.
November 1st, 2006 at 1:38 pm
My roommate went as Sexy Fidel Castro.
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