We Did It! We Fucking Did It!
I cannot tell you how excited I am that the war in Iraq is finally over, that we’ve successfully ended poverty AND racism in America, that the genocide in Sudan is getting the international attention it deserves, that we finally have a clear-eyed realistic approach to Afghanistan, North Korea, and Iran, that the lackluster economy is going to actually start improving with jobs for the working class rather than major dividends for the top 1%, that we finally have a national understanding of the importance of education, that gays will no longer be demonized in the political process and free to live their lives as they choose, and that abortion is not only legal throughout our awesome country, but free of the taboo and self-righteous indignation that has made it such a fearful subject and practice for so many women, particularly those living in poverty. I’m excited that the ocean is made out of chocolate and the clouds are peppermint candy floss. I’m excited that unicorns are once again roaming the open plains, and that wizards are finding their powers renewed and, indeed, enhanced. I’m excited that all the drinking fountains are filled with soda and that there’s no more homework ever. I’m excited that when you wish for an infinite number of cheeseburgers, you actually get an infinite number of cheeseburgers.
No, thank you, Nancy Pelosi.
November 8th, 2006 at 2:52 pm
RUMSFELD IS GONE THAT IS SOMMMEETHINGGGG. YOUR DIRARY IS VERY NEGATIVE AND SARCASTICC I”VE NOTEICED
November 8th, 2006 at 3:58 pm
and ive noticed, trevor, that you spell like a second grader
November 8th, 2006 at 6:14 pm
Yes, as being a lactose intolerant republican vegan myself, I find your comment about this election and an infinite number of cheeseburgers to be disturbing and irresponsible. You don’t want to hurt vegans with your sarcasm, DO YOU?
November 9th, 2006 at 11:05 am
I”M SO SORRRY I SPELT RONG ON THE INTENET MOMMA
November 9th, 2006 at 11:53 am
Thats a healthy amount of tags there. Cheers to the apocalypse.
November 9th, 2006 at 2:22 pm
it’s about hope. hope for a brighter future. hope that the poor choices made by this adminstration can be righted and our reputation in the world restored. that may not mean much to you, but it’s important to a lot of people.
and now with democrats in control i can work without tire on my dream of using the unimaginable power of stem cells to create a more palatable semen.
perhaps cuppucino or cotton candy.
November 9th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Well I’ve already patented bubble gum-flavored spunk, so look elsewhere you intellectual property-stealing motherfucker..
November 9th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
i’m not talking about filling your lanced scrotum with a wad of chewed bubble-yum.
i’m talking about advanced genetic therapy where i take a mason jar full of embryos and Peppermint Torani and make the world a better place!
fucktard.
November 9th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
My lanced scrotum will be cloned and I’ll be assisting Nancy Pelosi as she performs forced abortions before I partake of your supergay minty embryonic cocktail, dickface.
November 10th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
why did this entry become a gay.com chat room?
November 10th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
i have no idea what is happening in this thread
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