Jungle Cold Feet

Whatevs: Wait, you’ve never hooked up with a black chick?
Worker #3116: No.
Whatevs: Why not?
Worker #3116: I’m saving myself for inter-racial marriage.

  • brady says:

    they’re all pink on inside! ha!

    well, mostly. some parts are reddish brown to a dull grey. when you get ‘em all opened up it’s not nearly as colorful as you might think.

  • Clown Coffee says:

    What about Classic Crazy, aka Crazy 1? Wasn’t she a black?

  • Worker #3116 says:

    Classic Crazy was 1/4 black, and 10/4 crazy.

  • cio-cio san says:

    i’m going to guess you’ve hooked up with…7 asian girls. just because affirmative action doesn’t work in our favor doesn’t mean we’re white.

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