Hate This Fridays!
Jive handshakes.
No one that I spend any time with does jive handshakes, which means if I am experiencing a jive handshake it is with someone I’m just meeting. Now why on Earth would you think that I’d want to spend any more time having physical contact with any part of your body than I absolutely need to? Why does your handshake have to take five minutes? And is snapping your fingers really so cool that you have to make it an even more elaborate two-person procedure and then give me a dirty look when it doesn’t work?
I will admit that a certain amount of liberal guilt allows me to overlook a jive handshake from a real-life black person. But when you are white and “working on your dredlocks” and want to tell me how fucking unbeatable Midnight Marauders is, and then you go real deep on my hand like we’re in some secret society of unexplainable assholes, I want to lynch you.
November 17th, 2006 at 4:42 pm
weak.
November 17th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
“No one that I spend any time with does jive handshakes, which means if I am experiencing a jive handshake it is with someone I’m just meeting.”
This may be factually incorrect.
November 17th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
hate this fridays: writer’s block
November 17th, 2006 at 5:12 pm
i think that worker may actually be seething with hatred at ohio state this week, but refuses to subject his blog to such philistine topics of discussion.
November 17th, 2006 at 5:33 pm
Did you say…lynch?
Wow.
WOW.
November 19th, 2006 at 2:32 am
So when is the next meeting for KKK?
November 22nd, 2006 at 5:37 am
i realize i’m a little late to the party here, but, come the fuck on…Midnight Marauders was an amazing album.
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