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I bought one of those healthy cereals that some hippie on the farm his lawyer wife bought him invented because when it comes to this body, ladies, we are dealing with a cut temple, and because it was actually cheaper than Cheerios. But I started to regret my decision almost immediately, when I got home and unpacked my groceries and saw this:
We all want to save the world without any effort or sacrifice more demanding than a mouthful of crunchy natural-maple flavored organic corn flakes and unsweetened raisins, but I’m pretty fucking sure you can’t just donate money to PEACE. Philanthropy without organization and even, dare I say it, a low level of beaurocracy, is impossible. If this weren’t true, I would have already made a huge donation to PROBLEMS THAT MAKE ME SAD.
Then again, I did give all that money to breast cancer, so…[link]
November 30th, 2006 at 5:40 pm
http://www.peacecereal.com/index.html
Your ranting makes for enjoyable reading, but the cereal is legit. I agree that they should better explain their donation process on the box, however.
November 30th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
Thanks.
Anything else you want to totally ruin?
November 30th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
Still plenty of lulz to be had in Peace-Out Cereal’s FAQ.
WON”T SOMEONE THINK OF TEH VEGANS?
November 30th, 2006 at 6:39 pm
maybe it’s a really bad typo…they left out Our Lady…
December 1st, 2006 at 10:06 am
I visited the website it says
“When peace takes root in one personÕs heart, its transformative powers can spread to others and create a more peaceful planet”
It would have been more effective if they had added “…n shit” to the end of this line. Much more earthy and peacy
December 1st, 2006 at 10:49 am
“when it comes to this body, ladies, we are dealing with a cut temple,”
Why do jews always have to through it in our face that they are circumcized? I don’t even know how to spell that word because I’m a gentile.
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