Archive for December, 2006

Saving Silverman 2: Full Throttle

Thursday, December 21, 2006

There’s been a lot of speculation since this week’s fag fest about how my life has changed, and whether or not I’m up to my neck in pussy. I just wanted to put things in perspective.

I’ve got a long way to go.

Year in Review

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

In case you were on the fence, or, you know, embroiled in the bloody sectarian violence of a civil war triggered by the incompetent strategic planning of the world’s largest military:

2006 was fucking bullshit.

AIDS and Marriage Horse and Carriage

Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Relationship experts report that too many couples fail to ask each other critical questions before marrying. Here are a few key ones that couples should consider asking:
(New York Times)
1. Hey, you got AIDS?
2. DO YOU HAVE AIDS?
3. How is that not my business?
4. I’m feeling threatened by your unwillingness to talk to me about this, [...]

Jealous?

Monday, December 18, 2006

Quaint

Friday, December 15, 2006

max:Today I experienced a Christmas miracle, in that it is a bit overcast so the sun doesn’t get too bright in my living room, thus allowing me to easily watch TV in the daytime.
This is what I live for now.
worker3116: god loves all his children
even you, max
max:God don’t make no trash.
worker3116: well
he makes some trash
max:The [...]

It’s Thursday, You Ain’t Got No Job, You Ain’t Got Shit to Do

Thursday, December 14, 2006

Last weekend Ti-1000 and Lenny Travitz were basically bragging about how they had spent the whole day watching Ghostbusters in Spanish and then Ti-1000 pointed out “we weren’t even high.” But that’s the thing, this was not unusual behavior for them, and they don’t smoke weed, so that got me thinking how if they started [...]

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Iran-curious

Wednesday, December 13, 2006

(huffingtonpost.com)
Is it just me, or are you totally confused by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad? On the one hand, he’s a terrifying extremist and Holocaust denier with nuclear ambitions to God knows what end, and on the other hand there isn’t anyone in the world who looks like more fun to go grab a pomegranate martini.

Overheard in Brooklyn

Thugged Out Dude #1: Seriously, shut the fuck up with that shit. Don’t even start unless you want to step up, I’ve had to listen to too much of that shit. Yo, hold up, let me get some more honey mustard.
–Outside of Bodega

A New Bar Is Set

Tuesday, December 12, 2006

Best.
Headline.
Ever.

(cnn.com)

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