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max:Today I experienced a Christmas miracle, in that it is a bit overcast so the sun doesn’t get too bright in my living room, thus allowing me to easily watch TV in the daytime.
This is what I live for now.
worker3116: god loves all his children
even you, max
max:God don’t make no trash.
worker3116: well
he makes some trash
max:The bright sun is an example of trash he makes.
Because I don’t need that shit.
Not when there’s OnDemand to consume.
worker3116: oh
i was thinking
you know
like poor people
max:Oh, right.
That’s a better example.
Also, the sport of soccer, and people who ride bicycles.
worker3116: frisbee
max:Right, right, good call.
Man, god makes a lot of trash.
worker3116: yeah
do you think when someone has like a mentally retarded brother
or
someone who got held back
that they say “my momma raised one dummY”
max:Haha
worker3116: there we go
i just wrote a diary post
max:I didn’t realize it was that easy.
worker3116: yeha
industry secret
December 15th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
People that ride bicycles are the mentally retarded brother and/or learning disabled child now, a dumb as a bag of rocks adult. It explains the helmuts. I felt it important to note the connection.
Speaking of the home schooled, your security codes are particularly difficult to decipher.
December 15th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
While I could have been referring to a certain breed of bicycle rider who wears Helmut Lang suits, I meant helmet. Probably explains my prob with the codes
December 19th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
You call this your “diary”? That’s so cute!!! I’m totally making fun of you, I hope you can tell.
December 20th, 2006 at 7:18 am
I’m from Jersey, where the Frisbee® is the state bird. So. like, quit harshing my mellow.
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