Saving Silverman 2: Full Throttle
There’s been a lot of speculation since this week’s fag fest about how my life has changed, and whether or not I’m up to my neck in pussy. I just wanted to put things in perspective.
I’ve got a long way to go.
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December 21st, 2006 at 2:19 pm
Dude, you’re not even Screech!
December 21st, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Who’s “Jason Biggs”?
December 21st, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Eh, I’d probably do you.
But there’s a lot of people I could say that about. Unfortunately.
December 21st, 2006 at 4:01 pm
But that says: “See who’s really newsworthy”, not “See who’s probably fuckable after a couple of cocktails as determined by obsessive Gawker readers.”
I bet you score at least an 8 on that scale. At LEAST.
December 21st, 2006 at 4:51 pm
And nothing of Jason Biggs’ is going for $30 on ebay.
December 21st, 2006 at 5:17 pm
What is a “fag fest?”
December 21st, 2006 at 6:41 pm
i respect the fact that youre whoring your shit around town because i really used to read this thinking you were so funny but that you were probably ugz.. thank you for opening my eyes
December 21st, 2006 at 6:48 pm
From: Odelia Rice
Date: Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:23:27 -0100
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Conversation: Over yet or no
Subject: Over yet or no
thoroughly angry with him that he had made great progress. Now he sizzle of eggs frying on a hot pan making a running accompaniment to the dead, anyway.
December 22nd, 2006 at 3:02 am
dude you were featured on perezhilton.com today!
December 22nd, 2006 at 3:04 am
my mistake- that was Reichen.
man, you’re hot.
December 22nd, 2006 at 6:09 pm
When I first found this website, I thought it was really funny, particularly when joined to the notion that it was probably written by some angry mid-western cube dweller (the mid-western part confirmed when, provoked by his aggressive anonymity, I looked up the domain registration [which was not anonymous at that point], to learn it was written by some guy named Gabe in Ann Arbor).
Then his girlfriend broke up with him or something and he got almost unrelentingly hostile, and it got less funny.
And then he started doing a lot of Leno-ish wacky CNN headline commentary, and it got less funny still.
The he got a job at Gawker, was unmasked (inevitably), and it became clear that this site was not made in his spare time but actually represented his *ambition* to become a *professional blogger*, and it pretty much stopped being funny altogether. And it became a little sad.
And then the site became only the dregs left over from his day blogging professionally at Gawker, and it became sad and boring.
And then Gawker started publishing weird beefcake photos of him, which are certainly not ironic and did not seem at all in keeping with this nature of this site an inexplicably sent Gawker commentators into a lather like the fat girls in the high school cafeteria that they are, and it became sadder and even a little annoying.
And then I found myself sitting here writing a very long comment on this blog and felt ashamed.
And it needs to be mentioned that a beard is very, very rarely a good look on anyone, and certainly not on a Jew is in his late 20s.
December 22nd, 2006 at 7:38 pm
yeah, that’s just like when i discovered the east village and then it slowly started to get shittier and shittier, and i found out that it wasn’t just this xanadu for self-righteous, entitlement-feeling real, down to earth people like me, but was actually just a geographical location subject to the real estate market but i mean, like i discovered it so i kept on hanging out there, and like then they put in a whole foods and it’s so retarded how there’s a whole foods there now and i like to complain about it but i still like to shop there because where else am i going to get the arugala and crottin for my salads, you know?
December 23rd, 2006 at 6:31 am
i’d still hit it. four times. and i’m 105 pounds.
but mostly, i kinda secretly enjoy the guilty pleasure of cracking up at retard jokes while in my office from which i run group homes for the developmentally disabled.
December 25th, 2006 at 9:55 pm
you had me at the post about the deaf UK kids
December 26th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
I thought you were hotter. And taller. Disapointment. You’re still lyke teh funniesT!!!1
December 26th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
your beard will look like a glazed donut!
December 27th, 2006 at 4:20 am
i join with robotcasiotones in defense of gawker commenters. i may be 130, but i’m also motherfuckin’ five ten. couple things.
1. denton better be paying you well for this.
2. thank god for the holidays, eh? maybe this brouhaha will die down a bit.
3. gabriel delahaye may be already over, but that better not stop you from publishing stuff in places i can read it. although maybe you could ease up on the hostility a bit? (only just a bit.)
4. christ, unsolicited advice from readers must be the worst.
5. or maybe it’s random internet strangers acting way too familiar that’s the worst.
6. either way, i promise this will be my only comment on this blog. or at least, one of very few. i.e., i won’t be going all mary mouse on your ass.
December 27th, 2006 at 3:07 pm
You’re right Balls - Fat people are the worst!!!!!!! Why do they exist??????
December 27th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
Co-sign everything “Balls McCoy” laid out, except I never started reading this “blog.”
December 29th, 2006 at 11:18 am
you east coast people- wacky!
is it true you get your balls waxed?
December 30th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
And, for the record, I’d totally do Jason Biggs.
January 5th, 2007 at 5:47 pm
This is actually an amusing way to waste time at work, such as Gabe ranks a 1 to padded bras 5.
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