I Can’t Believe I’m Still Single
Ladies, I love everything about you. When you get older you really come into your own and you have gross bodies but you don’t even care and stuff. I will fuck you in the bathroom. Here I am, I’m so great, what’s the deal? I just want to get married to a lady, but she has to be 25 years old and want babies in 74 months to 88 months. THAT IS MY TIMELINE MAYBE YOU NEED TO LOOK AT YOURSELF FOR WHAT IS THE MATTER. One time I will talk to you on the subway or anywhere, I don’t care. Beautiful women I’m always talking to. We talk about what’s wrong with us. That is as real as it gets. THIS IS CALLED REAL LIFE. What the thing is, men know what they want and you need to look in the mirror and WAKE UP. Don’t hate men because they don’t want to harvest babies from your body until they are ready. That is so obvious.
Here’s another thing, what is up with all the crying?
January 30th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
If this were college, you would get kicked out for plagarizing.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Were you drunk when you wrote this?
One time I will talk to you on the subway or anywhere, I don’t care. Beautiful women I’m always talking to.
Or is this from a song or something? I can’t believe you get paid to write, no wonder no one will marry you.
January 30th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
man, that commenter’s blog is boring. moving to the big city doesn’t in and of itself make your boring observations less boring, boring.
just saying.
January 30th, 2007 at 1:11 pm
I’m almost 25! and I’ll let you call the shots on babies. So let’s take the plunge!
January 30th, 2007 at 1:44 pm
http://tags.gawker.com/news/eric-schaeffer/
Also, people who get parody confused with plagiarism intrigue me.
January 30th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
Until lindsay kindly posted the link to the gawker thread on erick shaeffer, I totally didn’t get it. Funny.
However, I think worker3116 likes to be misunderstood by people not ‘in the know’ then giggle about how they don’t get it.
So, folks, unless you are a regular gawker troll, or are unfortunately lame enough to read this asshole’s blog (http://www.icantbelieveimstillsingle.com/), of don’t expect to get this post.
January 30th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Yeah, this blog doesn’t make any sense unless you read the annotated version. ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I STOPPED READING>
January 30th, 2007 at 3:22 pm
[This is a blank space where I typed up a big comment, then just deleted it, as I often do. Gotta bring my A game or nothing at all.]
January 30th, 2007 at 3:45 pm
I only like soft hugs. They’re as real as it gets. I’ll be naked over the covers but NEVER underneath them. The honesty’s too much! Please take pictures of your feet for me with the digital camera I sent you. I’m flying out to see you and I’ll be bringing my CK one.
I’m so pissed that i can’t turn away from that trainwreck’s blog now.
January 30th, 2007 at 7:14 pm
I really admire Clown Coffee’s attitude toward commenting.
January 31st, 2007 at 3:11 pm
But the real question: Would you get busy in a Burger King bathroom?
February 1st, 2007 at 6:36 pm
I agree with Boober and, incidentally, would like to roll out my *new* commenting policy (as well as suggest it to CC). If you just can’t “bring it,” I suggest you ally yourself with a previous comment you agree with. In this case, Boober… and CC…
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