BREAKING: Celebrity Gossip Joke Writes Itself!

(cnn.com)

  • Clown Coffee says:

    Wow, Will has come a long way from refusing to kiss Anthony Michael Hall onscreen for his ACTING ROLE in Six Degrees of Separation (true story).

  • trevor says:

    where are all the lame comments? i thought president’s day was nexxt monday

  • Clown Coffee says:

    Just you and me, Trevor. Want to party?

  • Matt says:

    Watch it Trevor, he’ll buy you a few drinks, next thing you know you’ve got a condom full of coke up your rectum and weeping gently as you go through security. Not a fun party.

  • trevor says:

    …and then there’s always some dude ready to cockblock, isn’t there?

  • Clown Coffee says:

    Why would I put the Coke in a condom? That’s so yucky. We’re going to drink the Coke from a glass along with the pizza we’ll be eating at PIZZA PARTY!!! Drink up now before we get a Mormon president who will recommend an amendment against caffeine.

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