Web 2.fart
So, I was doing what I do, and I ended up on fart.com. At first I was disappointed by fart.com’s interface, and seeming waste of a totally great web address, but I had to admit that their useful “Sections” directory had everything you could want:
Fart Store? Check.
Fart Question?? Check.
Magic? Check.
Then of course I was delighted to scroll down the page and find a number of wonderful farting gifts that I could give my loved ones. Farting George W. Bush Doll, CLASSIC.
Then I found this:
There’s no denying that it would be HILARIOUS for someone to UNKNOWINGLY drive around with an “I Love Porn” sticker on their bumper. hahahah lol 
And I’m not going to stand in the way of a great “I Am a Fat Pig” joke. (Although, can we address the fact that these are magnets? If you’re going to play a prank, play a fucking prank.)
That third sticker, though. That one is really comedy gold, because there is nothing funnier than when you’re driving behind someone and you realize they are gay, and that they aren’t ashamed of it! How embarrassing for them! Oooh, the best though would be to play this prank on someone and then when they get out of their car, you and your buddies hate crime them. Barrel of laughs.
Fart!
February 27th, 2007 at 11:53 am
Gabe, do you think the infamous “Good Hummer/Bad Hummer” bumper sticker in the parking lot at our old work was a prank, and the girl just never noticed it was on her back window?
http://www.corporate-casual.com/2006/06/28/makes-your-mouth-ha-ha-happy/
Sadly, I know it was not a prank. It was a hate crime. Toward us, the innocent coworkers.
March 1st, 2007 at 2:33 pm
You should be a little more open-minded — that’s why it’s called a “prank.” What if it were a Confederate flag bumper sticker instead of a rainbow? I’m sure they would be lynched and dragged by a rope tied to the back of car by anti-Heterosexualists.
I know that comparison isn’t fair because you can choose to be unashamed/Homosexual, but you couldn’t choose to be Civil Warred.
March 12th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
Just when I thought I was over you
You make me fall in love all over
again
And OMG “A Love That Will Never Grow Old” by Emmylou Harris just came on my iTunes SHUFFLE!
Dude, i’m so gay 4 u.
March 28th, 2007 at 11:21 pm
Fart-fart.com is better.
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