A Bowl of Sex Mix
Worker #3116: How come there’s never sex at these parties?
K-Gov: …
Worker #3116: Seriously.
K-Gov: …
Worker #3116: I’m serious. They need to have more sex at these parties.
K-Gov: …
Worker #3116: You know, food sex.
K-Gov: Sure.
[Later]
Worker #3116: I’m not kidding about the sex thing.
K-Gov: Sex?
Worker #3116: S-N-A-C-K-S.
K-Gov: OH! SNACKS! I thought you were saying “sex.”
Worker #3116: I even qualified it. I said “food snacks”.
K-Gov: Yeah, but I thought you said “food sex,” which is weird.
Worker #3116: What is food sex?
K-Gov: I don’t know. It sounds good.
Worker #3116: Well, they can have that, too, but I’m seriously starving.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:12 am
K-Gov…what type of name is this.
It smells like old women’s underwear in here right now.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:20 am
I got caught snacking off at work, and now I’m not allowed to look at your blog anymore.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:44 am
You were jacking off to a blog?? Wierd.
February 28th, 2007 at 11:48 am
I once had a supervisor that would close his door at lunch, lay down behind his desk and rub one out. He said it was very therapeutic. He was pretty relaxed.
February 28th, 2007 at 1:21 pm
It was very therapeutic.
February 28th, 2007 at 7:04 pm
you know what you did.
February 28th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
Forget the sex - what are these crappy parties you’re going to which have no food?
March 1st, 2007 at 10:20 am
Lemon parties.
March 1st, 2007 at 9:42 pm
Personally, I didn’t see anything wrong with that first part of the conversation. There SHOULD be more sex at parties. Especially the food kind.
mmm…pigs in a blanket….oooooohhhh…shrimp ceviche…that’s right…truffled risotto balls….keep going!….filet on crostini with horseradish sauce…….oh, god….don’t stop!……oysters!….yeeeeeesssssssss!!!!!
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