So, NBC.com has finally put the full season of Heroes back on-line after many frustrating weeks of only making episode 1 and then episodes, like, 15 and 16 available? Like, oh, I really enjoyed the first episode of this involved episodic soap opera, I can probably just skip four months worth of development and stay [...]

His stuffed baby seal puts some women off? How about HIS FACE?
Seriously. Paper of record? Shame on you.
UPDATE:

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Okay, NYT. That time you got me.

So, after the show last night everyone moved over to the bar for a drink. After maybe an hour or so, these four girls showed up looking a bit out of place, like “this-is-my-favorite-dress-who-are-these-slobs-it’s-not-tuesday-it’s-saturday” out of place. One of them was really frantic in her denim mini-skirt, like…crazed? Like yelling “HEY EVERYBODY, LISTEN!” all the [...]

Dear Lindsay,
This is [redacted]. You really hurt my feelings when you wore the exact same outfit as me tonight, when I totally told you I was going to wear this outfit, and not to wear the same outfit, because it would hurt my feelings, and then you wore the same outfit, and it hurt my [...]

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Ti-1000: You are gay.
Worker #3116: …
Ti-1000: You are a gay man.
Worker #3116: …
Ti-1000: I know, because you tried to give me a hug once.
Worker #3116: Yeah, but I hug girls, too.
Ti-1000: …
Worker #3116: That means I’m a bi.
Ti-1000: …
Worker #3116: That’s what a bi does.

Okay, if there are an infinite number of parallel universes (a multiverse, if you will), each of which is predicated on a slight shift of causally-related events (the butterfly effect in chaos theory), then how many of those alternate realities do you think would NOT involve me having seen Sliding Doors in the theater by [...]

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Sprang Max: 2007 (Nullus)
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I know yesterday was the first day of Spring, but that bitch was 23 degrees when I woke up. If you guys listen to this on your iPod (so hot right now) you will get mind laid.
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You guys,
Something is wrong with Britney’s vagina!

[via superfacial]

(cnn.com)
Let’s just try and go through this logically:
1. Um, what?
2. Cosby did have that funny bit about chocolate cake, but fuck if I would let Toni Braxton say shit to me about how to raise a kid.
3. Clearly Bill Cosby cannot spot the signs because suddenly he is the ghost of Ray Charles?
4. See point [...]